No, not ribbid ribbid

Q. What did the frog say to the waiter?
A. Waiter! There is some soup in my fly.



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Gazoontite

What do you call a sneezing bitch?

Bichoo



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Now playing: The Rolling Stones - It's Only Rock 'n' Roll
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How about the best of both?

What's better for your health? Laughter or an apple?



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And stay out!

Why are there no ghosts in Gujarat?

Simple, dry state, no spirits.



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Wrong...no wait...right...

What happens if you realise that you don't become smarter by eating Smart Chips? Does that mean your wrong or right?



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Now playing: Nirvana - Heartshaped box
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If you still forget, there's no hope left

Bad memory? Don't forget to eat almonds.



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Now playing: The Kinks - You really Got Me
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I am a size 28 during winter

Hey! I am not fat. I have just expanded with the heat.





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Some sauce?

They reached a fork in the road. They thought, why not eat our noodles now?




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Mixed emotions

Olly was emotionally very confused. Every time he got J, he became Jolly.




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Now imagine 50 of them

The Indian Paisa was never loved as much as the American cent. Do you know why?
Coz it's 'Indi-cent'



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Now playing: Dire Straits - Romeo and Juliet
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From 'meow' to 'zzzz'

I heard that 'when the cats are away, the mice are at play'. Just hope these cats remain active on Gtalk.






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Thou shall read this

I pity the guy named 'Thou'. The ten commandments were written only for him.



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Now playing: Santana (Feat.Chad Kroeger) - Into The Night
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More than just three of them

Idiot: A foolish or stupid person.

E-diot: A foolish or stupid person who is online.




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Money on the trees

He gets paid in crores. Do you think that's black money?



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Now playing: The Traveling Wilburys - Not Alone Any More
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The future is 16

She said there are solar panels. I said there were only nine.


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Endless loop

Do you believe a person when they tell you they won a game of bluff?




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He waits for no man too

His name should be changed to Time because he is always running out.



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Yo Yo Yo!

If you are hip, everyone trusts you. You know why? Haven't you heard? Hips don't lie.



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Fu da fa fa...baguette

Q: Can you tell me a name of a place that means 'French prostitute'?
A: Lahore.



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Tring tring

Phoeny: Someone who keeps making prank calls over the telephone.



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No seasoning please.

NaCl, was arrested late last night. Under what charges?
For assaulting some food.




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I call for meetings throughout the day!

Coincidence? Boardroom sounds so much like boredom?



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Now playing: G3: Joe Satriani - Steve Vai - Yngwie Malmsteen - Whispering A Prayer
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When drums and guitars were made of stone

True classic rock is the music cavemen grooved to way back in the Stone Age.



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Now playing: Leonard Cohen - Hallelujah
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Was wondering what shes doing there!

Alice is in your body. Why you ask?
Coz your body is a wonderland.



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Now playing: Johnny Cash and June Carter Cash - It ain't me, babe
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Avoid cross connections

Never name your kid ‘Wire’. It will lead to weird conversations.

Eg:

(Knocking on the kids room door)

You: Wire, you here?

Wire: Coz you sent me to my room earlier.

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Do you say nose nose?

Crew on pirate ships say 'aye aye captain'. Doesn't this offend their captain. They usually have only one eye.



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Is that a UFO?

I don't have a problem of going home with dirty balls. I play Ultimate Frisbee!



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Now playing: Pearl Jam - Jeremy
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Grammar lesson: Tense 101

Past tense: It was eight o'clock.
Present tense: It is eat o'clock.




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Now playing: Black Sabbath - Children Of The Grave
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Not saying she will look 'wonderful tonight', but atleast you won't have to wait

Never worry about a 'Reddy girl' taking long to prepare herself to go out. Shes always ready!


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Now playing: AC-DC - You shook me all night long
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No more beef?

His mom yelled at him to 'Hurry home'. He wondered about when she turned Hindu.



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Now playing: Elvis Presley - (Now And Then There's) A Fool Such As I
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Penalty corner

He went to Delhi in search for some action. Thinking he would return and show off his hickey marks to his friends, all he came back with were hockey marks.



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Now playing: AC-DC - Shoot to thrill
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Burning up the dance floor

You can belly dance? Big deal! I too can barely dance.



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Now playing: The Jimi Hendrix Experience - Hey Joe
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Correction: Exams are a joke

My friend says all my jokes are fails. Got me thinking, which of my jokes have given exams?




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Now playing: Coldplay - Death And All His Friends
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Thank God Feb has 28 days

It's been a month already! Time to march forward now...




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Now playing: Radiohead - High and Dry
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Still not better than a fly

Customer: Waiter! My plate is dirty!
Waiter: Lets see what you say when you see the food then.



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Now playing: Cream - Born Under a Bad Sign
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Have a great one. I know i will.

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Now playing: Billy Joel - Movin Out (Anthonys Song)
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Something that no shirt wants

What day does every shirt dread?
Its dyeing day.



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Now playing: Paul Simon - Kodachrome
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If you don't, you are 'screwed'

If somewhere in the near future, a robot attacks you, here's one way to defend yourself. Kick him in the nuts.



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Thats coz im not drunk

People say I am out of line. But I say I am still online.



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Now playing: Nirvana - Have her revenge
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All hail

Sorry to break your bubble here, but Sachin is no God. But he sure hell is pretty close!



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Now playing: Iron Maiden - Afraid To Shoot Strangers
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Coach caught offside

Why did Gary Neville start playing at right back?
Coz one day, when his coach was going out for a smoke, he said "be right back"



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Now playing: Black Eyed Peas - Out Of My Head
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The grass is sharper on the other side

The other day, by the park we did pass,
Why not sit for a moment someone asked,
We sat for a while,
We sat there in style,
But got up with cuts on our ass.
How could this be?
How could it happen?
It was coz we sat on the blades of grass.




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Now playing: Rush - 2112 Overture / The Temples Of Syrinx
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Apples are yummier though

A cycle a day keeps the doctors away. Unless you have an accident.



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Now playing: Smokie - Wild Wild Angels
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Things on schedule (so far)

Ahh! Daily updates on the blog are catching up with me! Welcome to my b(ack)log.





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Now playing: REM - Daysleeper
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You spin my wheels right round...

Don't just cycle, recycle as well. And I don't just mean reusing stuff. I mean cycle again and again and again. But reusing stuff is good too.
That means nothing beats a recycled cycle!


PS: Hope to see you guys at the Mumbai Cyclothon.

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Now playing: Matchbox 20 - Long Day
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In more ways than one

Lent is Usain Bolt's favourite time of the year...you wanna know why?
Coz hes good at everything to do with fast. Unfortunately, breakfast is also covered.



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Now playing: Creedence Clearwater Revival - Bad Moon Rising
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Ashes to ash...

There was this one guy who went to church for Ash Wednesday and showed off the ash on his forehead as soon as he came out. This year by mistake he wiped it out. His friends asked him, "Abhi tera ash kaha hai?"



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Now playing: Pink Floyd - 07 - Marooned
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One day at a time

Whats the difference between Monday and Tuesday?
Tuesday is a day closer to the coming weekend!!



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Now playing: Meat Loaf - Bat Outta Hell
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Stay off the drugs man!

After traveling through space, visiting the moon, the astronaut came back to a heroes welcome. But later that day, after the medical tests, all he could see in the news was bad publicity. Why? Coz he tested positive for asteroid (a steroid).



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Now playing: The Byrds - All I Really Want to Do
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I would buy a pair if you could drink from them

I
(Sorry, but you can read the above text only in 3D. Get your 3D glasses out)



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