Have a great one. I know i will.

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Now playing: Billy Joel - Movin Out (Anthonys Song)
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Something that no shirt wants

What day does every shirt dread?
Its dyeing day.



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Now playing: Paul Simon - Kodachrome
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If you don't, you are 'screwed'

If somewhere in the near future, a robot attacks you, here's one way to defend yourself. Kick him in the nuts.



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Now playing: The Eagles - Take It To The Limit
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Thats coz im not drunk

People say I am out of line. But I say I am still online.



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Now playing: Nirvana - Have her revenge
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All hail

Sorry to break your bubble here, but Sachin is no God. But he sure hell is pretty close!



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Now playing: Iron Maiden - Afraid To Shoot Strangers
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Coach caught offside

Why did Gary Neville start playing at right back?
Coz one day, when his coach was going out for a smoke, he said "be right back"



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Now playing: Black Eyed Peas - Out Of My Head
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The grass is sharper on the other side

The other day, by the park we did pass,
Why not sit for a moment someone asked,
We sat for a while,
We sat there in style,
But got up with cuts on our ass.
How could this be?
How could it happen?
It was coz we sat on the blades of grass.




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Now playing: Rush - 2112 Overture / The Temples Of Syrinx
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Apples are yummier though

A cycle a day keeps the doctors away. Unless you have an accident.



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Now playing: Smokie - Wild Wild Angels
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Things on schedule (so far)

Ahh! Daily updates on the blog are catching up with me! Welcome to my b(ack)log.





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Now playing: REM - Daysleeper
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You spin my wheels right round...

Don't just cycle, recycle as well. And I don't just mean reusing stuff. I mean cycle again and again and again. But reusing stuff is good too.
That means nothing beats a recycled cycle!


PS: Hope to see you guys at the Mumbai Cyclothon.

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Now playing: Matchbox 20 - Long Day
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In more ways than one

Lent is Usain Bolt's favourite time of the year...you wanna know why?
Coz hes good at everything to do with fast. Unfortunately, breakfast is also covered.



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Now playing: Creedence Clearwater Revival - Bad Moon Rising
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Ashes to ash...

There was this one guy who went to church for Ash Wednesday and showed off the ash on his forehead as soon as he came out. This year by mistake he wiped it out. His friends asked him, "Abhi tera ash kaha hai?"



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Now playing: Pink Floyd - 07 - Marooned
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One day at a time

Whats the difference between Monday and Tuesday?
Tuesday is a day closer to the coming weekend!!



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Now playing: Meat Loaf - Bat Outta Hell
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Stay off the drugs man!

After traveling through space, visiting the moon, the astronaut came back to a heroes welcome. But later that day, after the medical tests, all he could see in the news was bad publicity. Why? Coz he tested positive for asteroid (a steroid).



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Now playing: The Byrds - All I Really Want to Do
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I would buy a pair if you could drink from them

I
(Sorry, but you can read the above text only in 3D. Get your 3D glasses out)



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Now playing: U2 - Sometimes You Can't Make It On Your Own
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Time machine please

The rate at which the weekend passes is directly proportional to the amount of fun you have.




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Now playing: Frank Sinatra - I Did It My Way
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My finger hurts now..

Can't read my, can't read my, no you can read my poke-her face.



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Now playing: Blind Melon - No Rain
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Where is the bees?

Hurry up or you will miss the Buzz...



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Now playing: John Lennon - Instant Karma!
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Bad example of sportsmanship

There's a cricket rubbing his legs in my bathroom. Looks like hes trying to fix a match for himself.



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Now playing: The Eagles - Tequila Sunrise
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No paint or permanent markers

We want to see stripes on the tigers, not on the hunters walls as tally marks.


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Now playing: Elvis Presley - (Let Me Be Your) Teddy Bear
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Sunscreen anyone?

A raven is just a crow who has played too much in the sun.



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Now playing: Eric Clapton - After Midnight
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No promotion? Here's your (extreme) revenge!

Wow! These pain suppressant tablets are great! All my pains are gone, except one though. My boss. But I've been told that if given in large amounts that will be taken care of as well.


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Now playing: Maroon 5 - Harder To Breathe
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Greedier than you thought.

I appreciate the simpler things in life. But who said it that which makes me happiest?



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Now playing: Kings Of Leon - Revelry
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Weekend get here soon! I need a shave.

A beard on Friday indicates how hard you have worked lazy you have been the entire week.



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Now playing: Audioslave - Dandelion
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Some things never grow old...or do they?

Mick Jagger was quite the stud in his prime. Some would say he still is (the insane ones) But there is one chick he will never score with. Kate Moss. You ask why? Haven't you heard? A rolling stone gathers no moss.



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Now playing: Coldplay - 42
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I am fat? So what?

I heard them all say i was witty. Later i realised they were saying 'width-ty'!



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Now playing: Dire Straits - Walk of Life
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My answer to my crumpled t-shirt

You may call it a crumpled t-shirt, I call it a smaller hole in the ozone layer.




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Now playing: The Beatles - Rock and Roll Music
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