No seasoning please.

NaCl, was arrested late last night. Under what charges?
For assaulting some food.




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Now playing: Kings Of Leon - McFearless
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I call for meetings throughout the day!

Coincidence? Boardroom sounds so much like boredom?



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Now playing: G3: Joe Satriani - Steve Vai - Yngwie Malmsteen - Whispering A Prayer
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When drums and guitars were made of stone

True classic rock is the music cavemen grooved to way back in the Stone Age.



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Now playing: Leonard Cohen - Hallelujah
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Was wondering what shes doing there!

Alice is in your body. Why you ask?
Coz your body is a wonderland.



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Now playing: Johnny Cash and June Carter Cash - It ain't me, babe
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Avoid cross connections

Never name your kid ‘Wire’. It will lead to weird conversations.

Eg:

(Knocking on the kids room door)

You: Wire, you here?

Wire: Coz you sent me to my room earlier.

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Now playing: Snow Patrol - Crack The Shutters
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Do you say nose nose?

Crew on pirate ships say 'aye aye captain'. Doesn't this offend their captain. They usually have only one eye.



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Now playing: John Mayer - Vultures
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Is that a UFO?

I don't have a problem of going home with dirty balls. I play Ultimate Frisbee!



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Now playing: Pearl Jam - Jeremy
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Grammar lesson: Tense 101

Past tense: It was eight o'clock.
Present tense: It is eat o'clock.




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Now playing: Black Sabbath - Children Of The Grave
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Not saying she will look 'wonderful tonight', but atleast you won't have to wait

Never worry about a 'Reddy girl' taking long to prepare herself to go out. Shes always ready!


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Now playing: AC-DC - You shook me all night long
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No more beef?

His mom yelled at him to 'Hurry home'. He wondered about when she turned Hindu.



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Now playing: Elvis Presley - (Now And Then There's) A Fool Such As I
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Penalty corner

He went to Delhi in search for some action. Thinking he would return and show off his hickey marks to his friends, all he came back with were hockey marks.



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Now playing: AC-DC - Shoot to thrill
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Burning up the dance floor

You can belly dance? Big deal! I too can barely dance.



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Now playing: The Jimi Hendrix Experience - Hey Joe
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Correction: Exams are a joke

My friend says all my jokes are fails. Got me thinking, which of my jokes have given exams?




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Now playing: Coldplay - Death And All His Friends
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Thank God Feb has 28 days

It's been a month already! Time to march forward now...




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Now playing: Radiohead - High and Dry
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Still not better than a fly

Customer: Waiter! My plate is dirty!
Waiter: Lets see what you say when you see the food then.



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Now playing: Cream - Born Under a Bad Sign
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