Time machine please

The rate at which the weekend passes is directly proportional to the amount of fun you have.




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Now playing: Frank Sinatra - I Did It My Way
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My finger hurts now..

Can't read my, can't read my, no you can read my poke-her face.



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Now playing: Blind Melon - No Rain
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Where is the bees?

Hurry up or you will miss the Buzz...



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Now playing: John Lennon - Instant Karma!
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Bad example of sportsmanship

There's a cricket rubbing his legs in my bathroom. Looks like hes trying to fix a match for himself.



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Now playing: The Eagles - Tequila Sunrise
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No paint or permanent markers

We want to see stripes on the tigers, not on the hunters walls as tally marks.


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Now playing: Elvis Presley - (Let Me Be Your) Teddy Bear
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Sunscreen anyone?

A raven is just a crow who has played too much in the sun.



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Now playing: Eric Clapton - After Midnight
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No promotion? Here's your (extreme) revenge!

Wow! These pain suppressant tablets are great! All my pains are gone, except one though. My boss. But I've been told that if given in large amounts that will be taken care of as well.


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Now playing: Maroon 5 - Harder To Breathe
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Greedier than you thought.

I appreciate the simpler things in life. But who said it that which makes me happiest?



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Now playing: Kings Of Leon - Revelry
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Weekend get here soon! I need a shave.

A beard on Friday indicates how hard you have worked lazy you have been the entire week.



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Now playing: Audioslave - Dandelion
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Some things never grow old...or do they?

Mick Jagger was quite the stud in his prime. Some would say he still is (the insane ones) But there is one chick he will never score with. Kate Moss. You ask why? Haven't you heard? A rolling stone gathers no moss.



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Now playing: Coldplay - 42
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I am fat? So what?

I heard them all say i was witty. Later i realised they were saying 'width-ty'!



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Now playing: Dire Straits - Walk of Life
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My answer to my crumpled t-shirt

You may call it a crumpled t-shirt, I call it a smaller hole in the ozone layer.




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Now playing: The Beatles - Rock and Roll Music
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