Mourn-days!

Friday marks the beginning of the weekend. Monday marks the beginning of week-never-end.

Now playing: Kings Of Convenience - I'd Rather Dance With You

Because cereal killer is so yesterday!

I'm gonna start having a healthy breakfast from now on. I have taken an oat.

Among other things...

Superman doesn't need a supervisor. He’s already got super-vision.

No, not ribbid ribbid

Q. What did the frog say to the waiter?
A. Waiter! There is some soup in my fly.



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Now playing: Scorpions - Lady Starlight
via FoxyTunes

Gazoontite

What do you call a sneezing bitch?

Bichoo



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Now playing: The Rolling Stones - It's Only Rock 'n' Roll
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How about the best of both?

What's better for your health? Laughter or an apple?



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Now playing: Iron Maiden - Virus
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And stay out!

Why are there no ghosts in Gujarat?

Simple, dry state, no spirits.



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Now playing: INXS - Devil's Party
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Wrong...no wait...right...

What happens if you realise that you don't become smarter by eating Smart Chips? Does that mean your wrong or right?



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Now playing: Nirvana - Heartshaped box
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If you still forget, there's no hope left

Bad memory? Don't forget to eat almonds.



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Now playing: The Kinks - You really Got Me
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I am a size 28 during winter

Hey! I am not fat. I have just expanded with the heat.





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Now playing: Maroon 5 - Won't Go Home Without You
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Some sauce?

They reached a fork in the road. They thought, why not eat our noodles now?




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Now playing: Moby - We Are All Made Of Stars
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Mixed emotions

Olly was emotionally very confused. Every time he got J, he became Jolly.




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Now playing: Audioslave - Out Of Exile
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Now imagine 50 of them

The Indian Paisa was never loved as much as the American cent. Do you know why?
Coz it's 'Indi-cent'



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Now playing: Dire Straits - Romeo and Juliet
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From 'meow' to 'zzzz'

I heard that 'when the cats are away, the mice are at play'. Just hope these cats remain active on Gtalk.






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Now playing: U2 - One
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Thou shall read this

I pity the guy named 'Thou'. The ten commandments were written only for him.



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Now playing: Santana (Feat.Chad Kroeger) - Into The Night
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